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[fukkinawesome]

You've reached the voice mail of

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You still there? Christ you're creepy, piss off.

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[initia_nova]

[Fifteen seconds after this conversation ended Wade is getting a really insistent incoming call.]

[fukkinawesome]

No babies allowed in this feed.

[initia_nova]

Screw you, also you CAN'T date MY SON.

[fukkinawesome]

Why not? He's hot. He likes me. He's huge. We're best friends.

He's hot.

Also did I mention he likes me because he likes me he likes me a lot neer neer boo boo.

[initia_nova]

Because I say so and I'm his father.

[Something he just figured out a minute ago and that he clearly hasn't take all that well. Scott's freaking out a bit at the moment.]

You are probably just making all this up, anyway!

[fukkinawesome]

Not yet you aren't.

Nope. One hundred percent true, Nate Summers and me shacked up for a few years, it was awesome. He even raised Hope, not even joking, figure that shit out.

[initia_nova]

And I might never be, have you considered that? But for the time being I'm going to act as if he is my son, since you seem so keen on rubbing that to my face.

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I hate time travelling, dear god.

[fukkinawesome]

He's a cutie just like you, Scotty.

Nate seems pretty good at it at this point.

1/2

[initia_nova]

[Wade, why do you do this to him...?]

I'm not cute.

2/2

[initia_nova]

So...do you really like him?

FOUR MILLION YEARS LATER

[fukkinawesome]

Yessss you are.

The fuck kind of a question is that?

PFFF...it okay

[initia_nova]

[He gives up on arguing about his cuteness and just accept that it's a moot point.]

A serious one. If he's my son for real then I want to know your intentions with him.

[fukkinawesome]

The hell kind of an answer do I give?

"No Scott I hate him that's why I can't sleep without his fucking face in my room."

[initia_nova]

That one works for me.

He knows?

[fukkinawesome]

Yeah. I mean he can't read my mind but I'm pretty sure that even with your genetics in him he can read general body language.

I mean when you grab a guy's dick-

[Okay Scott, jump in now]

[initia_nova]

Okay, okay, I get it.

[TMI, TMI WADE.]

Well then...ah...good for you two.

[fukkinawesome]

Just sayin'.

Anyway he's a pretty good guy, a bit scowly no sense of humor, popped my brain once but other than that, great guy.

[initia_nova]

Heh. It does sounds how I'd like my kid to be.

I wish we could meet.

[fukkinawesome]

Hey, maybe he'll show up in the city.

[initia_nova]

Perhaps, yes. Try not to embarrass me too much if that happens. I have a not-reputation to maintain.

[fukkinawesome]

You realize I have to now right.

[initia_nova]

No. [PLEASE] No, you really don't.

[fukkinawesome]

Nah, I really, really do.

[initia_nova]

Fine. Then do it.

[fukkinawesome]

Trust me Scott, when I'm done you're gonna need a whole new codename.

[initia_nova]

Remind me again why are we friends?